Try this at home (it's fun, slightly educational, and relatively safe):

1. Adopt a jovial facial expression

2. Hold your right hand in a loosely clenched fist

3. Hold your right hand so that your thumb is several centimeters in front of your face, parallel to your mouth

4. Move your hand to a position slightly in front of your body; about as far from front your head as your shoulder and at about ear-height.

5. Pivot your wrist so that your loosely clenched fist bobs back and forth at a rate of approximately three bps (bobs per second)

6. While performing steps four and five, repeat the exclamation: "Woooo woo!!"

7. Return your right hand and arm to a relaxed position while maintaining your jovial expression

If you have successfully navigated the complex instructions above, you have taken the first step to being a total partier.

A total partier is someone who is is able to view the world with a combination of wit, cynicism, and a generally relaxed attitude. If you smirked at the instructions above, but followed them anyway, you partied; you are now one step closer to total partyage.

As I gather appropriately incriminating evidence, I will add pages about some of the total partiers I have known.

Harry Quan